what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance